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KoPubCo is the innovator and leader
in offering Statism
Offsets to
the
public at large. What is a Statism
Offset™? Just as easy to
explain as a carbon offset, so here goes:
KoPubCo understands that we all live in the real world and knows how difficult it is to lead a totally counter-economic lifestyle. You still have to drive on government roads in a government-registered car while carrying your government-issued license (unless you want to be hassled perpetually by government agents demanding that you "show us your papers"). Some even feel the need to vote as a defensive act.
While KoPubCo won't guilt you for your actions, if you feel any twinges of libertarian disquiet for such activities, don't be sad — be glad! Statism Offsets allow you to assuage that guilt (i.e., relieve felt unease) by buying an indulgence funding the spread of Liberty throughout the world. And — of course! — you'll receive a beautiful Statism Offset Certificate suitable for framing or for presenting to anarcho-purity enforcement troops on demand!
The offsets are transferable, so if there are others committing statist acts for whom you feel concern, you may certainly purchase offsets in their names!
Standard
Statism Offset:
Silver-Level
Statism Offset: